Wednesday, June 27, 2007
The following poem was written by Arnot McCallum. Enjoy! (I just wouldn't suggest reading it while eating.)
   
Road Kill Cafe
                                         

I had my dinner yesterday
In a place they call  "Road Kill Cafe".
They serve their dishes all well done,
Scraped off Highway 401.

There's Frog Leg Pasta, "A  La  Mode".
Squirrel Lasagne, "A  La  Road".
Hamster Hash
Rack of Coon
Chunk of Skunk
Leg of Loon.
Fat Free Cat
Pit Bull Pie
Seagull Soup
With Eagle's eye.

The Buffalo Wings are very good.
They lift them gently from the hood.
Turtle Toes are quite a deal,
They serve them hot, right off the wheel.

Ground Hound meatballs,
Souffle of Snake,
Deep Ditch Rooster
Flattened Drake.

The Chef is really quite a "fella"
I'm sure he's carrying Salmonella.
The food is tasty...
The food is dandy,
Just keep your health card close and handy.
 
You can read more of Arnot's poems on his website.


# (3)#
Bryon    Posted by
Bryon
on 6/27/2007
9:12 AM
9/10/2007 4:51:06 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
It was funny. I don't really like it myself. I would try a diffrent subject.
11/10/2007 1:31:47 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
EW! but...cool,very cool. And very funny. I love it!
Poe
1/3/2008 9:55:59 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Lol. That was funny. =) Very.....imaginative.
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