The following is a piece of my catalog of travels from the great state of Virginia to the great state of California, up the coast to Washington (also great), and then back east, back home. Nothing in this account has been embellished and/or fabricated. It all really and truly happened. For real. Seriously. I would not lie to you.

Saturday, June 10, 2006 (cont.)
KENTUCKY

"You haven't written about Kentucky yet."
"Yeah well, nothing's happened in Kentucky yet."

The Simpsons
Bry studies the map of Kentucky for 15 minutes or so until ...

"Whoa. There's a Shelbyville, Kentucky! You know, like in The Simpsons? Shelbyville is the town right next to Springfield."
"Oh yeah." Dan replied unenthusiastically.
"Wait! Holy cow! Shelbyville, Kentucky is right next to Simpsonville!"
"Really?" Dan replied with just a bit more enthusiasm.
"Yeah! Wow. ... Wow man. ... I'm kind of in shock right now."
"I wonder if that's where The Simpsons are from?"
"Nah, that’d be too obvious. ... But still. I dunno. I’m in shock."
"Mm hmm."
"I think I’m in a little bit of shock."
"Take it easy.”

Welcome to the Horse Capital of the World
I have always enjoyed being welcomed by states. In this case, it was a mural of horses on a water tower. Personally, I think Arabia probably has more horses than Kentucky, but Kentucky's got the whole Derby thing and they're very proud of it. So I won't split hairs.

Sunday, June 11, 2006
INDIANA

The Happiest Place on Earth ... No wait, That's Disneyworld
We entered Indiana last night around 9:00. We drove another 100 miles or so, making our total for the day over 700 miles! We called it a "champ day". 700 miles is a lot of miles. It's like driving from New York City to Boston and then turning around and driving back to New York and then turning around and driving back to Boston and then, that's right, driving back to New York again. Wow.

In Indiana, we rubbed our road-weary eyes, turned our clock back an hour, and got off the highway at (are you ready for this?) "Santa Claus". Yup, Santa Claus, Indiana is an actual town and it's like the North Pole exploded and reformed all over the place! It's great!

We drove up to Santa's Lodge and inquired about a room. Too expensive. Of course. We really have to ration our spending, we can't afford luxuries such as a room in Christmas Heaven. Oh well. At least we got to ooh and ahh in the lobby at the smiling plastic Santa Clauses and Mrs. Santa Clauses and reindeer and presents and choo choo trains and colored lights. This is still June, right?

Also in town was "Holiday World". It looked pretty cool but again, we’re saving up for the zoos and amusement parks of the great West. Now if you’re thinking we’re just passing everything by, well, you're right, for now. We really do intend to do stuff. No foolin'.

ILLINOIS
We drove straight through Illinois. It seemed nice.