Is it June yet?

Welcome back to school! Are you back yet? I may be jumping the gun a little here. When do you start?

A) This week
B) Next week
C) After Labor Day
D) I'm never goin' back, man! Never!!!

Take it easy, partner. I'm just curious. The whole gosh darn educational world is curious!

Next week is WORD's birthday. You can send your birthday wishes to word@weeklyreader.com. If you're new here, welcome. We usually have more to say than this.