 Wednesday, June 27, 2007
The following poem was written by Arnot McCallum. Enjoy! (I just wouldn't suggest reading it while eating.)
Road Kill Cafe I had my dinner yesterday
In a place they call "Road Kill Cafe".
They serve their dishes all well done,
Scraped off Highway 401.
There's Frog Leg Pasta, "A La Mode".
Squirrel Lasagne, "A La Road".
Hamster Hash
Rack of Coon
Chunk of Skunk
Leg of Loon.
Fat Free Cat
Pit Bull Pie
Seagull Soup
With Eagle's eye.
The Buffalo Wings are very good.
They lift them gently from the hood.
Turtle Toes are quite a deal,
They serve them hot, right off the wheel.
Ground Hound meatballs,
Souffle of Snake,
Deep Ditch Rooster
Flattened Drake.
The Chef is really quite a "fella"
I'm sure he's carrying Salmonella.
The food is tasty...
The food is dandy,
Just keep your health card close and handy.
You can read more of Arnot's poems on his website.
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 Monday, June 25, 2007
"It was curious to think that the sky was the same for everybody, in Eurasia or Eastasia as well as here. And the people under the sky were also very much the same—everywhere, all over the world, hundreds or thousands of millions of people just like this, people ignorant of one another's existence, held apart by walls of hatred and lies, and yet almost exactly the same—people who had never learned to think but were storing up in their hearts and bellies and muscles the power that would one day overturn the world." - George Orwell, 1984

When most students think of George Orwell ... or ... well ... do most students think of George Orwell? Hmm. Have you ever heard of a little book called Animal Farm? It is a delightful story about a bunch of barnyard animals who overthrow their evil captors and then run their own society. On a base level, it is a colorful children's story where "two legs equals bad" and "four legs equals good" ... or is it the other way around? On a much deeper level (one we needn't worry about til at least college), it is an allegorical commentary about Soviet totalitarianism. "Huh?" Don't worry about it. For now, just have fun reading the book and focus on how the animals take on human qualities and what we (as faulty humans) can learn from their story.
And then, once you've mulled that intensity over, try 1984 on for size. This heart wrenching novel used to be my ultimate favorite. I got over that a few years ago though when I was reading it for no less than the 15th time. The brutality of those words were just too much to live through again. I would, however, honestly give anything to have those first 14 reads back. Listen:
WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
How can anyone handle that?!? Plus, when the Ministry of Truth, the Thought Police, and Big Brother are all out to get you, it's all you can do to keep yourself safe from what lies in the dreaded Room 101.
Be afraid.
Oh, and happy birthday, Georgie Porgie.

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 Wednesday, June 20, 2007
The following two poems were written by Christina Beasley, age 16
canvas
threads lithe, tight fingers bolted to a frame of skin and bone stretching as though born clutching a sky brought down by the weight of a universe- here, take some ink and cry me a river, love- let it sink in and dye these coarse strands the color of thatched veins reaching across empty pallets bringing life to every fiber you, conflicted isis, isn't this how they used to do it lacing around impossible figures like mid-afternoon clouds torn down to two dimensionality evanescent and cruel in their dissection of the natural form? seizing horizons that could very well be the end of the world- and yet You know as you put away your paints and pastels
that their own flesh border still locks them in still holds them fixed to a splintered edge and a corporeal casing still carries them home.
watercolor
wringing out black strands of coarse angel hair we stand on bridges heavy with gothic swirl their adornment an embrace. strokes of graffiti and grime laced inch by inch on bleak pillars they shout names so far from umber burnt sienna vermillion- But artists bleed this she confides her mascara running down like two hiroshige waterfalls whispering down her cheeks they are but shadows of their former selves -every black procession still a masterpiece.
every touch of authenticity to canvas is art.

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 Friday, June 15, 2007
- by an Apple Newton(or what happens when you run Jabberwocky through a handwriting recognition program)
Teas Willis, and the sticky tours Did gym and Gibbs in the wake. All mimes were the borrowers, And the moderate Belgrade.
'Beware the tablespoon my son, The jaws that bite, the Claus that catch. Beware the Subjects bird, and shred The serious Bandwidth!'
He took his Verbal sword in hand: Long time the monitors fog he sought, So rested he by the Tumbled tree, Long time the monitors fog he sought,
And as in selfish thought he stood, The tablespoon, with eyes of Flame, Came stifling through the trigger wood, And troubled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through, The Verbal blade went thicker shade. He left it dead, and with its head, He went gambling back.
'And host Thai slash the tablespoon? Come to my arms my bearish boy. Oh various day! Cartoon! Cathay!' He charted in his joy.
Teas Willis, and the sticky tours Did gym and Gibbs in the wake. All mimes were the borrowers, And the moderate Belgrade.
The above spoof on Lewis Carroll's classic poem, Jabberwocky, was borrowed from this website.
Have a great weekend!
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 Thursday, June 14, 2007
Do you have the end of the school year blues?
Is the promise of summer vacation just mere days from your grasp?
When you're sitting there in Geometry, gazing out the window, does a little piece of you die inside?
Well, you'll be out soon enough. In the meantime, feel free to gripe about your woes here. Write a poem about your terrible plight and send it to word@weeklyreader.com. Put "End of School Blues" in the subject line and we'll post the best one here.
Word.
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