Saturday, January 19, 2008

Well, we've been talking about doing this for a couple weeks now. I guess you've gone and made it official and there's no backing out, eh? Well alrighty then. I'm in. Looking forward to it. I don't really know what we're getting ourselves into here... but it should be interesting.

I too got the new translation of War and Peace for Christmas. This is probably the best way to do it: a friendly race amongst bloggers. Let's help each other through it. And NO CLIFF NOTES! Hee hee.

February 1st it is...

Word.


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Bryon    Posted by
Bryon
on 1/19/2008
12:05 AM
 Friday, January 18, 2008

Oh Alicia, what have you done?

This is one of the books on my list of "Oh Em Gee, I better not die in a tragic accident before I get a chance to read this book." It is also on my list of "Hm, I can't take that on the subway," and "Wow, this heavy book doesn't fit in my clutch." But, despite the fashion dilemma it poses, I am up for the challenge. I have a mad love affair with the Russians and it's about time I took this book head-on. Richard Pevear is a brilliant translator and did a wonderful job with another of my favorite Russian books, The Master and Margarita.

BTW: Here's a one line summary of War and Peace, for those of you who don't mind a plot spoiler.

 


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Audra    Posted by
Audra
on 1/18/2008
10:02 PM

Within the 1,296 pages of War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy wrote these words, "The strongest of all warriors are these two, "Time and Patience." I don't know where this quote exists within the 1,296 pages, but I'm going to find out. And I'm feeling like Mr. Tolstoy was thinking of his future readers when he wrote this quote.

He's right. I'm going to need Time and Patience--and lots of it--to get through this book. Tolstoy forgot one other thing: superior arm strength. I have the massive tome in my hands as we speak. It's heavy. It's bulky. It's bigger than my cat.

So why do I want to do this? Well I wanted to test my literary muscles. It's been so long since I've read anything even nearly this long. And with the buzz about the new translation of War and Peace by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky, I found my challenge. Plus, my sister got me the book for Christmas.

All I need now is a little Time and ... (you know). It's going to be hard now that I have a full plate of work, school, etc. etc. etc. I really question whether I can do it. (Thoughtful pause)

Wait, (thoughtful pause over) I have an idea. This is great. I have just the incentive I need. A race to finish War and Peace!

OK, calling my fellow bloggers, Bryon, Audra, Deb, and Jess! Who's in? Come on I dare you!

Check back soon to see whom the contestants and terms of the race will be. For now, I'm going to rest my arm.


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Alicia    Posted by
Alicia
on 1/18/2008
8:45 PM
 Thursday, January 17, 2008

Say it isn't so.

In the saddest news since Barbie left Ken, today it was announced that one of comic books' most beloved couples, Peter Parker and Mary Jane are breaking up.

No!

I wonder what went wrong in the relationship. Did Spidey leave his webs all over the house? Was MJ just not as exciting as she used to be?

It's so sad when fictional characters break up. (And no, that's not sarcasm.) Even though they aren't real, people are invested in these relationships, and it's kind of sort of, well, heartbreaking. When people are little, they imagine what their significant other will be like, and often hope the story will be like one of their favorite literary romances. Or maybe that's just me? Well anyway ...

There are so many great couples in literature and comics. Superman and Lois Lane. There's everyone's classic choice, Romeo and Juliet. (Although I do hope you take the romance figuratively, in the sense that they do everything in their power to be together and that love is the only thing that matters. The whole "both people end up dead and everything ends in tragedy" thing is a little much for a real-life romance.) There's Scarlett and Rhett from Gone With the Wind. Oh, and Jennifer Cavalleri and Oliver Barrett IV from Love Story. (Although that romance ends in tragedy as well.) The list goes on and on.

My favorite literary couple is Bridget Jones and Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones's Diary. (Actually, they're just a modern version of Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, which is also a super-romantic couple.) And no, I don't just love them because Colin Firth plays Mark in the movie and he's completely gorgeous. (Although that doesn't hurt.) It's just that Mark comes to her rescue and is always there for her and you just know that he really loves her ... swoon.

Anyway, what are some of your favorite literary couples, and why do you like them? What do you think of the breakup of Peter Parker and Mary Jane? And are you just as upset as I am that a fictional couple just broke up? I really thought those crazy kids could make it work. Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to eat a pint of ice cream and blast some Alanis Morissette ...


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Jessica    Posted by
Jessica
on 1/17/2008
6:40 PM
 Wednesday, January 16, 2008

by Rebbeca Tung
Age 10

Marge snorted and reread the flyer. It said, "Madame Fange's Academy for the Troubled." Pocketing the leaf of paper and grabbing her carpetbag, she hurried to the lawn where her mother's tan, dented station wagon was parked coughing out exhaust. She threw everything into the back seat, while listening to her mother chide about the three hour long trip to Kent.

"Oh brother," she muttered rolling her eyes.

***

Marge was ushered into a cement gray, cobweb-filled building. She shook her head in disapproval at the fake potted plants, scattered lawn chairs, cramped classrooms, and the cold, impassive staff. Only Daphne, the bus driver, had been kind, providing them with valuable information. Obviously 3/4 of the academy had been phony. Students were told to clean out Madame Fange's sleeping quarters, eat gruel and brussels sprouts, never smile, and sleep on cots that were already packed with four other students!

Fortunately an odd girl named Limea had been very generous sharing gruel and helping Marge dust the wardrobe.

"Always bin stuck in dis dirt pile!" Limea growled, her eyes filled with rage. She kicked furiously at the four-poster bed as the two cleaned Madame Fange's bedroom.

"You never had a family?" Marge asked aghast at the thought of such loneliness.

"Madame Fange adopted me at an early age," the other girl replied opening the door to leave.

Marge sighed and hurried out of the bedroom returning to her dormitory. Though Madame Fange had stolen cameras and cell phones and had thrown letters away, she had failed to take Marge's disposable camera.

Now Marge held the small camera and ran down the dimly lit corridors to what was called the Discipline Room. Madame Fange and her sister, Blair, had already begun disciplinary time randomly switching kids with belts. Carefully Marge took photos of the victims, cringing at their scarred and slightly bleeding backs. Suddenly Madame Fange looked up and asked, "Where are those moronic girls?"

"Limea and Con #287900? (aka Marge)" Blair asked.

Madame Fange nodded and smirked. "I am convinced that the two are hiding outside this room behind the door."

The two spotted Marge and smiled and watched, as she hastily stuffed something in her pocket. Blair snickered, "It seems that Marge is hiding something."

Blair strode to #287900 (aka Marge) and shoved her, sending her sprawling. The camera went flying in the air and broke upon impact. Marge tried to hide it but it was too late. They had seen the camera.

***

"Well, well. Our prisoner has a camera," Madame Fange said facing Blair. Then she turned to #287900 scowling. "Have you forgotten, fool, that cameras and cell phones were prohibited the first day?"

Marge shifted uncomfortably, still lying on the concrete floor of the Disciplinary Room.

"I shall dismiss you now, wretch. Next time--" the woman paused, her voice trailing off. After a moment, she continued. "Next time, you will wish you were never born."

Blair kicked Marge then dragged her away. "You will be isolated from the others. Do not snoop around when you are cleaning rooms or fetching well water. I will send Limea to deliver your belongings."

The cell room was dank and moldy with moth-eaten rugs laid out for her to sleep. A single candle sat beside the rags, casting pale, barely visible shadows.

Marge sighed. This would not be an easy night for her.

***

Con. 287900 was standing outside of the building, surrounded by a fence that was covered by chicken wire as she hurried outside supposedly "fetching water." Around her arms were two buckets filled with evidence that something was going terribly wrong at the Academy. The girl regretted leaving Limea behind but, she would be the only who was allowed to collect water.

Of course, Marge had been taking pictures of the Academy, first of the small cell then of herself fetching water as Fange and Blair taunted her.

Quickly, Marge crawled under the fence using a hole that she had dug and hopped on to the Daphne's bus. No one was watching. She turned the key in the ignition and breathed deeply. Then she put the bus into DRIVE and pressed down on to the pedal. The vehicle crashed through the fence and she watched as everyone poured out of the building.

"CATCH HER!" a red-faced Blair cried. Cars pulled out of the parking lot to chase the bus but as they ganged up on the automobile, it veered away turning a sudden right into a backyard. Marge gritted her teeth as the bus parked at the police station and climbed out with her information. She dashed into the station and dumped everything on to the table.

An officer asked, "And what is this hubbub, young girl?"

"Evidence," Marge answered.

"Evidence for what?"

"Proof that 'Madame Fange's Academy for the Troubled' is a phony."

The officer began to examine each object, wearing latex gloves to prevent any unnecessary fingerprints. He looked up at Marge and began to ask another question when the Fange sisters burst in.

"Can you believe it? Our own niece ran away from home!" the two cried in unison, snatching Marge's collar.

"I'm afraid this isn't your niece and that I'll have to arrest you two for child abuse." the man replied, handcuffing the two.

In a nearby car, Limea gave Marge a thumbs-up. The former prisoner, 287900 grinned toothily and nodded. Marge was going home.


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StudentWriter    Posted by
StudentWriter
on 1/16/2008
5:04 PM


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