1. Do you like the community that you live in?
—Emily R., age 13

Lisa Simpson: I wish there were more cultural things like museums. The only one near us is the "Museum of Spitwads" in Bart's tree house.

2.How old are you and who are your friends?
—Ashley C., age 9

Lisa Simpson: I'm eight years old going on twenty-nine. As for friends: My best friend is Janey. My second best friend is my collection of dolls of great female leaders.

3.Is it hard to have a brother like Bart and a father like Homer who always get into trouble?
—Marlene A., age 6

Lisa Simpson: On the plus side, if I ever do something bad I can blame it on Bart and everyone believes me. But I never do anything bad, hee hee.

4. Do you hate your brother when he bugs you? Because I have a brother and he is just the same...
—Andria P., age 13

Lisa Simpson: Actually, I feel sorry for Bart. He is not that bright, has no manners, and he'll probably be working for me someday. Then his life will really be miserable.

5. > Have you ever gone out with a boy?
—Alize T. age 13

Lisa Simpson: I briefly dated the school bully, Nelson Muntz. People thought he was a jerk but I thought that his rough exterior was hiding a gentle soul and a great personality. Turns out it was hiding a bigger jerk.

6.What made you want to play the saxophone?
—Brooke S., age 10

Lisa Simpson: I asked Bart what instrument I should play, and he said: "I don't care, as long as it's not the saxophone. That thing drives me crazy."

7. What do you plan to do when you grow up?
—Taylor P, age 13

Lisa Simpson: Run for president and save the world. You can't say I don't aim high.

8. Do you ever get tired of wearing the same outfit?
—Bryanna P., age 11

Lisa Simpson: The simple red dress never gets old. And neither do I. Come to think of it, I've been eight years old now for years ... weird.

9. Do you ever wish you weren't a brainiack?
—Ali W. age 10

Lisa Simpson: It hasn't always made me popular. But when I see my Dad getting outwitted by a can opener, I'm happy with who I am.

10. Do you ever get bored of being the smartest girl? How do you become really smart and pass all those tests and at the same time have fun?
—Samantha A., age 13

Lisa Simpson: Hey, getting "A"s on all my tests is fun. Especially when I bring them home and put them on the refrigerator next to Bart's "C" tests ... then he puts a frog down my dress and that's not so fun.

Bonus Question: What's your favorite film?


Lisa Simpson: The 15-minute instructional video that came with my chemistry set.










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